updated july 2023
count: 36
have u ever seen anything THIS beautiful before :')??
(not all of them)
Ultra Watermelon
8/10
it tasted like artificial watermelon!! just what i like!!! what i dind't like as much though is that it kind of tasted exactly how i thought it would taste, not that
much excitement really. but i will say that it's better than red bull's watermelon! this one is less sweet, amazing.
Ultra Red
6/10
it's alright, i didn't dislike it but it's not one that i see myself bying anytime again soon.
Tastes just like raspberry soda, which is a little disappointing
Pipeline Punch
7.5/10
i like this one a lot!! the only thing that makes the points go down is that it's so sweet, a little too sweet lol.
one that i have to be in a special mood to pick up.
Ultra Rosa
7/10
it tastes like a certain candy, like those peach ones that don't really taste like peach at all! i like the taste,
but it's not really anything special in my opinion.
Mixxd Punch
7.8/10
tastes just like the other cherry one lol, but somehow a litte less sliskig.
so that makes it a bit better!.
Ultra Violet
10/10
one of my absolute faves! i love how it's sweet and then it turns bitter!!
if this drink was a song it would be "shut me up" by mindless self indulgence, could it get any better?
Ultra Blue
8/10
it's one that i buy quite frequently. i like the refreshing and "icy" taste,
although it's not one that i feel like i absolutely love, you know?
Ultra Fiesta
6/10
i liked this one a lot when it had just come out. i really liked that it wasted like mango
loco but with kiwi, although now it kind of feels like too much chemical taste for me to really enjoy
Ultra Paradise
7/10
this one i feel like i need to be in a certrain mood to enjoy. it feels like one i drink before
i'm going to a party, it's that kind of flavor. it can taste very artificial at times which i'm not really a fan of.
Ultra Citron
7.3/10
okay so i had mixed feelings about this one. on one hand it wasn't that interesting to
be honest, but i could also see myself drinking this one really warm summer's day and eNjoing it.
too bad they don't sell this flavor in sweden :'(
Ultra Gold
7/10
wow! this one actually tastes like pineapple. it was pretty good ngl i like it!
Refreshing ;)
The Doctor
4/10
this one just tastes like fanta straight up. pretty useless to buy unless you absolutely love
fanta and want to drink something you get energy from.
Ripper
10/10
dUuuuude this one. THIS FUCKING ONE. it's like the og monster but with a tropical touch and i'm in love!!
please i'm begging that they'll start selling this one in regular stores in sweden!!
Juiced Khaos
7.8/10
i was a lil surprised at how much i liked this! it tastes a little bit like this candy that we have
in sweden that is called tutti-frutti, v good! i know i would buy this more frequently if it wasn't so expensive!
Ultra Sunrise
8.5/10
i vibe with it!!! it tastes like clementines slurp. it's kind of like fanta
but 10x better! wish we had it in my country, bought it online for like €4, oof
Juiced Monarch
8/10
i really liked this one! honestly i really enjoyed the peachy flavor. just a litte too sweet sometimes
but man what do i expect? we're talking about monster here lol.
Ultra Peachy Keen
9/10
i love going to my local konbini and grabbing one of these!
really refreshing in the summer heat, and i love love love anything peach.
so of couse i would love this!
Pacific Punch
7.5/10
i don't know if i like the salty taste of not...i'm a little torn about it. at times it can taste way
too out of place, but other times it tastes like heaven. and when it does, oh man is it good.
Ultra
10/10
one more for the win!! this is probably the one i buy the most. i looovvvve the fresch citrus taste,
would drown in this every day of the week :>
/update 2023: this was ruined for me because of one post on pinterest
(of all places) that i stumbled upon that had a picture of this
monster on it and then it said "monster cum" on the top and bottom
of the picture...once you've thought about it while drinking this one you can't untaste it.
it kinda does taste sus :(, 5/10.
Ultra Black
9/10
this one is really good! It's cherry, kinda sweet but not too sweet like MIXXD. it has a little bitterness to
it that i really enjoy. if this was a regular one in sweden then i could definitely see me buying this many times.
Lewis Hamilton
8/10
this one is kind of a wildcard. i barely even know how to
describe the taste. kind of fruity but also kind of like bubblegum?
anyway, it is really good, god damn.
Aussie Lemonade
4/10
really underwhelming to be honest. pretty much tastes
like any other lemonade. i also didn't really like that it's kind of sour...in an
unpleasant way. i don't know, it kind of didn't fit in. really didn't enjoy the aftertaste.
Mango Loco
7/10
another one that i wouldn't say is bad but it's not one that i go for 99% of the time.
it's not really anything special either, i feel like i could drink something else and get the same taste.
Absolutely Zero
7/10
it's a classic!! couldn't give it less than this!
what i really like about this one is that it's not as sweet as the original one.
Monster
5/10
pretty good?! a little too sweet though..
"smells like piss"-Joel
Nitro
8.5/10
honestly so so so good, damn. i love the lemon ish taste and that it's kinda sour.
definitely one of my new faves!!
Dragon Tea Green
7.5/10
i kind of really liked this one! it didn't taste that much like monster though.
would buy again if it wasn't so expensive where i live!
Assault
3/10
this one is true to its name, assault, because my mouth felt violatedRehab Lemonade
6.5/10
again, not bad, just nothing special really,
so personally i wouldn't buy it again.
Rehab Peach
7.5/10
i feel kind of like with the other one, it's nothing that special, but i kind of really liked the taste.
that it's kind of bitter, but also sweet. and just peach overall, mmm, yes!
Mule
3.5/10
idk, it's something about that weird mix of coca cola, ginger and monster that didn't sit right with me.
i really wanted to like this one but it's just not for me :(
Loca Moca
5.5/10
i mean, it was alright. it was just really, really sweet and you could barely taste the coffee lol.
my teeth were also crying afterwars. rip.
Juice Khaotic
6/10
didn't really taste like Khaos as it was implied. this one tasted literally like one of those orange lolipops
children can take in pizza restuarants lol. but it was okay! a bit too sweet though.
Reserve white pineapple
10/10
i love this one!! it kind of tastes like the normal monster but with pineapple (duh) with
a bit of a nice twist. one of my new faves for sure!!
Lewis Hamilton LH44
3/10
man it just tastes like red bull...no ty.
Mixxd Punch
7.5/10
very good! it makes me really happy when i drink it! it tastes just like those cherry gummy candies
lowkey sliskig sometimes though lmao.
Aaand the results!!